Set Toaster To Burn (RI)
Date: 2011-03-05, 6:56AM EST
Does your family like toast? Are you tired of everyone wanting it a different way? Well, have I got a deal for you. Take this toaster off my hands and not only are you getting an appliance; you’re getting freedom. The freedom to tell anyone in your house that the toast only comes one way: Burnt to Hell. I'm throwing away after this weekend. Serious inquiries only. [In case you couldn’t tell from the sarcasm, the toaster only burns bread; meaning it should probably be called a burner.]
We need more truth in advertising. >standing ovation<
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