Big, Sad Rocks

FREE Big, Sad Rocks (East Greenwich)

These big, sad rocks are sad because they are unwanted. (Yesterday, they were feeling quite gay at the prospect of being adopted and given a loving, new home, but things didn't work out.)
There's been literally tons of changes going on around the house and yard, and these bad boys have been dug up and need to leave. You know you want some big, sad rocks in your yard. With just a modicum of love and kindness, these rocks will surely turn back to being gay in no time. Or not, if that's not your jam. No one is going to judge you if you prefer the company of sad rocks.
Please, come take these rocks away. Take one or take some or take them all. There are even more to choose from today because apparently we just can't stop digging up our property.
Here's the deal: We are tying into the sewer lines and it is making a tremendous mess of the garden. We can't seem to stop harvesting ginormous rocks in the process. At first we were all like, "Yay! big, giant rocks are our friends! We're going to live happily ever after together!" And then we were all like, "Aint nobody got time to deal with all these rocks!"
Please come and take them away. We would love to deliver them to your house, but, well, once you see what we've got going on around here, you will understand that we have no idea how to get rid of these things ourselves. If you want these big, sad rocks, you're going to have to come and take them away all on your own. We will gladly cheer you on and offer unlimited moral support while you select and remove your favorite rocks. You can turn them gay or keep them sad. The choice is yours.

By the way, these rocks are like 20,000 years old (that's over 100,000 in dog years!). Since we all know that things only get better with age, we could all agree that these rocks are probably totally awesome. Please come and take them away.

• Location: East Greenwich

Posting ID: 3635118904

Posted: 2013-02-22, 2:28AM EST